Der Kosmonaut Returns To Earth - Der Kosmonaut

Der Kosmonaut Returns To Earth

 

Oje!

What the fuck is going on? 

Where the hell am I?

I must get off this planet

No place on earth is safe

 

Oje!

Cul-de-sac up ahead

Psycho Killer on my heels

Looking for a side street

An alley to escape through

 

Oje!

People drop like flies to the left

Friends lose the plot to the right

I struggle to maintain my balance

Charlie's Angels seduce me to lose my focus

 

Oje!

My email has been hacked

My telephone has been tapped

My letters have been opened

My privacy violated

 

Oje!

Occupy has been infiltrated

I've been photographed by the police

The prosecutor wants to fine me

I've been placed on a watch list

 

Oje!

I can't find a job

I'm short on cash

I'm surfing couches

I'm running out of friends

 

Oje!

I try to run away

I flee from the West

I run to the South

Only to find authentic human destitution

 

Oje!

I don't know what's worse

Being isolated and alone

Or being completely surrounded

By enemies and traitors

 

Oje!

There must be more options

Besides life in slavery

And death by latte

Between BIG BUCKS and Starbucks

 

Oje Oje Oje Oje

Oje Oje

Oje Oje Oje Oje

Oje Oje

 

-Der Kosmonaut